Oh The Humanity.....

Just so you know how truly melodramatic we are over here, I give you this conversation with my son: driving home from gymnastics, I break suddenly and send everyone flying forward against their 'passenger restraint devices' Ethan: Whoa! What just happened? Am I dead? Me: Yes. Your in heaven. Welcome to eternity. Ethan: It's weird that it looks exactly like home. And another thing, I'm still wearing the same clothes. Me: .....