And Because I Haven't Really Laughed Today....

[Scene: 5 minutes ago, at my front door] Sweet Little Jehovah's Witness Old Lady (hereforeto referred to as SLJWOL): OH, hello. Is your mum home? Me: Yep. I am the mum. SLJWOL: flustered silence Me: big grin SLJWOL: Well, you don't look very old....I just wanted to give you this literature. rapid retreat Me: THANKS!!